National Review Online
Look, I get it, sometimes it’s hard to fit all the information and nuance you might like into headlines and ledes. But accurately reporting the story would just require replacing “customers” with “weddings” in the lede (it’s one fewer letter!) and adding about seven letters to the headline. We can do that, it’s the Internet.
Might the pizzeria not have been the target of the two minutes’ hate Jonah describes below if reporting on this story were accurate? Who knows, but it’s not really an excuse either way.